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From our print editions Funny jokes are rare. Our collection isn't the largest online collection - although it's pretty big - but it is the funniest. These have all been published in various editions of our newspapers over the years.

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A guy walks into a bar... A guy walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says, "A beer please, and one for the road." An amnesiac walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Do I come here often?" A guy with dyslexia walks into a bra. A young Texan walks into a bar and orders a drink. "Got any ID?" asks the bartender. The Texan replies, "About what?"

The Decider: thanks for all of the great laughs over the years. We miss you already!